Drinking Quotes
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.Share on Facebook
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
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And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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